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txbhunter1
07-09-2009, 01:36 PM
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it." http://texashoghunter.com/images/images/forum/emoticons/lol.gif

USHogOutfitters
07-10-2009, 04:26 AM
To funny

txbhunter1
07-10-2009, 05:40 AM
Got another one or y'all,















SITTING IN A BAR.....
A man is sitting in a bar far from home

when Barack Obama comes on TV.

The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama

is a horse's ass."



Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches

him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar

stool, then stomps out.



He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders

another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the

TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She's a

horse's ass too!"



Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other

side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool

again.



He gets back up and looks at the bartender,
"I take it this is Obama

country?"



"Nope." replied the bartender.


"Horsecountry."

USHogOutfitters
07-10-2009, 06:00 AM
ya I would want to insult a horse either